Smokin' Like a Nazi

How could I ever have smoked in that barbaric American way? What kind of animal can be reduced to such brutality? The superiority of the perpendicular, vertical fingers struck me on a sudden, after having woken up with a mind-rending headache. Pound a cup of coffee, a ton of snuff, and a clove in quick succession, and you've got yourself a nice little morning boost. Also, I realize that the time dating of my posts is on pacific time, which should be central standard instead. Oh well, here's to being in california right now, chillin' in San Diego with my sister.