Gin on an empty stomach

Much to my brother's chagrin, yes, I do love the taste of gin. To me, it tastes like soda-pop. Anyway, without having eaten for twenty-four hours, I take delight in the excruciating burning now suffusing my stomach. Gin and orange juice. My half-gallon is rather more depleted than I had thought it would prove in the morning. A wee bit more diminution. Life is good.