Terror

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. -Dr Evil

I read this quote and was utterly terrified. It was humorous up until the part of accusing chestnuts of being lazy, at which point I thought of those poor rocks enslaved on my plantation.